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It's His Fault

Billy and Bobby were small boys.They were brothers,and they often had fights with each other.


Last Saturday their mother said to them,“I'm going to cook our lunch now.Go out and play in the garden—and be good.”


“Yes,Mummy,” the two boys answered,and they went out.


They played in the garden for half an hour,and then Billy ran into the kitchen.“Mummy,” he said,“Bobby's broken a window in Mrs.Allen's house.” Mrs.Allen was one of their neighbors.


“He's a bad boy,”his mother said.“How did he break it?”


“I threw a stone at him,” Billy answered,“and he quickly moved down.”

是他的错


比利和波比都是小男孩。他们是兄弟,两人经常打架。


上个星期六,他们的妈妈对他们说:“我现在要做午饭了。去,到花园去玩吧,别淘气。”


“是,妈妈,”两个男孩回答,然后他们就出去了。


他们在花园里玩了半个小时,然后比利跑进了厨房。“妈妈,”他说:“波比打碎了艾伦太太家的窗玻璃。”艾伦太太是他们的邻居。


“他是个坏孩子,”他的妈妈说。“他是怎么把玻璃打碎的?”


“我朝他扔了一块石子,”比利回答:“他赶紧蹲下。”

Posted: 2004-08-06 14:03 | [楼 主]
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Alexander the Great


Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation,and the doctor,somewhat nettled,said:“Landon,you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject.You seem to lack ambition.Why,at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world.”


“Yes,” said Landon,“he couldn't help it,for you will recall the fact,doctor,that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher.”

亚历山大大帝


兰登作了一次不成功的朗诵。老师有点不悦,对他说道:


“兰登,你在这门课上好像进步不大,你好像缺乏志向。亚历山大大帝在你这个年龄可已经征服了半个世界。”


“是啊,”兰登说,“他没法不那样。博士先生,您回想一下史实,亚历山大大帝有亚里士多德做他的老师。”
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Not Here


  Kathy and Polly were friends but they liked playing tricks on each other


  One day Kathy met Polly in the street. She said, "Hi, Polly. It's good to see you."


  "How can you see me when I'm not here?" Polly asked.


  "What do you mean, you' re not here?" Kathy asked. "Of course you 're here."


  "No, I'm not." Polly said. "and I'll bet you ten dollars that I can prove I'm not here."


  "Alright," said Kathy. "Ten dollars. Now prove you' re not here ."


  "Easy," Polly said, "Am I in Hong Kong?"


  "No," said Kathy.


  "Am I in Paris?"


  "No," said Kathy.


  "If I'm not in Hong Kong and I'm not in Paris," Polly said, " then I must be somewhere else. Right?"


  "Right," said Kathy. "You must be somewhere else."


  "Exactly." said Polly. "And if I'm somewhere else I can't be here, can I? Ten dollars, please. "


  "That's very clever, Polly," Kathy said, "but I can't give you ten dollars."


  "Why not?" asked Polly. "We had a bet.


  "Certainly we had a bet," Kathy said, "but how can I give you ten dollars if you're not here?"


  And with a laugh she walked away.

不在这里


  凯斯和波丽是朋友,但她们总爱开对方的玩笑。


  一天凯斯在街上遇见了波丽。她说,“喂、波丽,很高兴见到你。”


  “我不在这里,你怎能看到我呢?”波丽说。


  “你说你不在这里,这是什么意思?”凯斯问,“当然,你在这里。”


  “不,我不在这里。”波丽说,“我将和你打10美元的赌,赌我能证明我不在这里。”


  “行,”凯斯说,“10美元。现在证明你不在这里吧。”


  “这很容易,”波丽说,“我在香港吗?”


  “不在,”凯斯说。


  “我在巴黎吧?”


  “如果我既不在香港也不在巴黎,”波丽说,“那我一定在别的地方。对不对?”


  “对,”凯斯说,“你一定在别处。”


  “确实如此,”波丽说,“既然我在别处,那我一定不在这里,不是吗?请给10美元吧。”


  “真聪明,波丽。”凯斯说,“但我不能给你10美元。”


  “为什么不给?”波丽问,“我们打过赌的。”


  “不错,我们打过赌。”凯斯说,“但既然你不在这里,我怎么能给你10美元呢?”


  说完她笑着离开了。
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下面是引用St. Joan于2004-08-6 3:32 PM发表的 :
flyingsky好像专门发这种冬冬的
还有恋爱秘诀和食谱

倒……,我是怕你们老是灌水,忘了学习
Posted: 2004-08-06 15:35 | 3 楼
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