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 爆笑命令行

来自http://www.csd.uwo.ca/staff/magi/personal/humour/Computer_Audience.html

这是一组有趣的UNIX命令。Shell环境是csh或sh,提示符是%,
在大部分Unix/Linux系统上可以得到下面这些有趣甚至爆笑的
输出结果:
 
% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% ar t God
ar: God does not exist

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

Posted: 2005-04-30 14:59 | [楼 主]
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% %blow
%blow: No such job.

偶看这个最色了。。。
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光明大头叔叔怎么说话的么。。。
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